February 2011
When you're in bed, it's night, and you hear a...
DEMONS. GHOSTS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. THE RAKE. WHERE’S THE SALT.
you imagine the face at the end of the bed looks at you.
January 2011
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
It's not the same...
thats-epic:
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
In class pretending like I give a shit.
I hate when I remind myself to bring something a...
vi0lentdelight:
Then I realize I don’t have it and I’m like
When someones talking to you and their breath...
lickthisdiaa:
Casually turn your head as if looking at something else..
“Hate when rappers say they tryna get they swagger right , cuz i done came with...”
– Drake
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
nickiyuuup:
When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor...
When you hear a song you haven't heard in a while
When you first hear the song, you’re like:
But then you slowly start remembering the beat:
You’re surprised you still remember all the words:
You start belting out the lyrics:
It’s just a party from then on out:
That awkward moment where you do something really...
So when I have headphones in...
theworldfallsuponme:
alyaae:
I’m sitting here all happy listening to music
Then somebody talks at me
So when I think they’re done, I turn my music back on
But they’re not done, and start speaking to me again and I’m just like…
BRB, DYING
THIS IS MY LIFE
THIS IS ME SO MUCH OH MY GOD
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...
lickthisdiaa:
greenlantan:
lmao. rich people humor.
Reblog if you literally can't stop thinking about...
when people are chewing like cows behind me
niaslife:
and i’m just like
OMG THIS THIS THIS.
When people tell me not to act weird in public.
“bitch please, I’m making your day entertaining.”